18 Things That Lasted Longer Than CNN+
CNN+ will shut down on April 30, just a month after its rocky debut. Truly, his candle went out long before his caption ever did.
Take a look at these eighteen things that outlasted CNN+:
1) A gallon of milk
2) Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign
3) Two weeks to stop the spread
4) Firefly
5) house fly
6) Brief and transient inflation
7) CHAZ from Seattle
8) The end of Return of the King
9) Your Wife’s Multilevel Marketing Business
ten) The enslavement of Colin Kaepernick in the NFL
11) Your New Year’s resolution to get in shape
12) Your New Year’s Resolution to Read Your Bible
13) Free AOL Trial CD with 1000 hours of Internet
14) The effectiveness of the COVID vaccine
15) Zune
16) Google+
17) by James Cameron Avatarthe cultural impact of
18) Babylon Bee’s Twitter suspension
Wow! It seems like yesterday CNN Plus was born, and now it’s already gone. Like a leaf in the wind.
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